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  • Tuesday’s Audio Blog Post

    Every day this week I am reading a previously released blog post and publishing it as a podcast. Today I read a blog post from April 2012. Download it here. Subscribe to the podcast with ITunes or view the Rss Feed. I’ll be back tomorrow with another podcast. P.S. In case you don’t follow me…

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  • Monday’s audio blog post

    Everyday this week I’ll be releasing blog posts as podcasts. Today we go back to February 2012 and I read my post called ‘Why did the chicken cross the road’. Download it here. Subscribe with ITunes or View the RSS feed. I’ll be back tomorrow with another podcast.

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  • David Eagle’s blog, read by david Eagle

    In the past, readers of this blog have had to read the blog themselves, or perhaps get a loved one to read it to them. I’ve heard that quite a few parents read it to their children at bedtime. Michael Gove was particularly keen to see it on the national curriculum. Or at least that…

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  • Twitter Gets Fruity

    Never mind knowing your onions. This blog post is about a person who concerns him/herself with knowing their apples. Although this statement is not entirely accurate, because this person is not interested with apples universally – oh no. They do not give a damn about Granny Smiths, nor are they concerned with the pedestrian golden…

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  • The Young’uns Podcast 110: Mc squared Represents, and special guests Megson

    I am reunited with my wires, and so the 110th Young’uns Podcast has arrived. Featuring special guests Megson; A new story from Sean Cooney; some synchronised phoneme delivery; hip-hop jingles; obscure details about the Basten folk Club toilets; a recording from an incendiary Young’uns performance; Terrible Mike Harding impressions; a cold call; details about the…

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  • Do Eagles tweet? Yes. Or at least this one does

    Firstly, apologies if you are an ornithologist who has clicked onto this page hoping for an article on the subject of the eagle and bird calls. I am planning on writing such an article at some point in the future, but this particular blog post concerns itself with advertising the fact that I have a…

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  • An Update. (The blog post is a bit more inventive than the title)

    Just over a week ago I was checking my emails, hoping for more nose rubbing videos. As I mentioned in my last blog post, videos were coming in much less quickly now, and it seemed as if they had almost dried up. I hadn’t received a nose rubbing video for a couple of days. I…

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  • I could pull your Adam’s apple out in less than a second with just two fingers

    “I could pull your Adam’s apple out in less than a second with just two fingers” declared the man sitting next to me on the bus. His hand was clutching the front of my neck. Suddenly, the cat obsessed old ladies didn’t seem like such bad company after all. The man with his hand around…

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  • Taking the Eskimo Kissing Song to number one by the end of this weekend.

    As the title of this blog post suggests, I want to get the Eskimo Kissing song to number one by the end of this weekend. It would obviously be nice if the song itself could attain a number one chart position, but I think realistically we’ll have to wait a few months before that’s going…

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  • Well if you wanna know if he’s Eskimo, it’s in his kiss, that’s where it is

    I am please to report that I have already started receiving nose rubbing videos from people. Thank you to everyone who has emailed me so far. I didn’t expect such a positive response in the first 24 hours of making the request. Since posting my blog yesterday, I have been contacted by someone who has…

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