Live From A Freezing Wet Piss-filled Underpass in Northampton

Today’s Dollop comes live from a freezing wet piss-filled underpass in Northampton. But it’s not as romantic as it sounds. I am lost, alone, soaked and freezing, and in danger of missing my gig.

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16 responses to “Live From A Freezing Wet Piss-filled Underpass in Northampton”

  1. Helen avatar
    Helen

    do you still need help?

    1. David Eagle avatar
      David Eagle

      Yes, very much so, but not in terms of being lost in Northampton, but just in a more general sense.

  2. Simon avatar
    Simon

    What are you doing in Northampton?

  3. Rob avatar
    Rob

    Very entertaining David! I’m glad you got there in the end and thawed out. What a nightmare! Where’s your gig in Leeds? I live there now.

    1. David Eagle avatar
      David Eagle

      Hi Rob, well it turned out that the gig wasn’t in Leeds, but in Manchester. I didn’t realise my mistake of course until I’d got into Leeds station. The story of that confusion was told in today’s Dollop. I am however definitely in Leeds on 18th April.
      https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/professional-crastination

  4. Anthony avatar
    Anthony

    Oh that was wonderful! Cheers! thankyou for walking through the piss so we don’t have to 😀

  5. Douglas avatar
    Douglas

    Got an interesting insight into the struggle of David there.
    Makes my moaning about gig journeys seem pathetic.

  6. Joanie avatar
    Joanie

    But are you freezing?

    1. David Eagle avatar
      David Eagle

      Not anymore, thanks. Sorry for delay in replying; my fingers have only just unfrozen. Did I mention I was freezing?

  7. Graeme avatar
    Graeme

    Not sure what emoji to put like, cry, anger, laugh?
    I remember getting you lost, but it wasn’t this bad! 🤔

  8. Ruth avatar
    Ruth

    Soaked in piss? Not good

  9. George avatar
    George

    Underpass’s just another planning triumph!

  10. Kelly avatar
    Kelly

    I think underpiss would be a great addition to the English language.

  11. Mike avatar
    Mike

    But did you enjoy the gig? 🤓

  12. Sarah avatar
    Sarah

    Oh David! That sounded so fraught! I did like the idea of Northampton pilgrimage for you though.

  13. Helen avatar
    Helen

    ‘I’ll probably get there and find the gig’s been cancelled’ 😂