The Itch of the Golden Nit

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The Itch of the Golden Nit – the film that I wrote about
(see this blog post)
featuring myself and the Young’uns singing a song about smelly pirates with hairy knees alongside
Vic Reeves
– is being aired this Saturday on bb c 2 at nine oClock in the morning. I’m not sure whether it’s in 3D or HD, but I hope it is. It would be good to get the pirate’s hairy knees in high definition, plus the finer nuances of our smelly pirate song might be lost if it’s not in surround sound.

DAVE Gorman,
this is your last chance! If you want to collaborate with me in a surreal sketch show featuring my robot friends then you better get in touch with me now, because once this film is aired (featuring
David Walliams
and
Catherine Tate
no less, Mr Gorman) you’ll regret your choice to ignore my invitation! But when the film is showcased it’ll be too late for you to reconsider because then there will be a deluge of offers coming in from other comedians.

The 106th
Young’uns podcast
will be coming soon and will be an Itch of the Golden Nit special. It’s the only podcast that Itch of the Golden Nit fans need listen to. You’ll get all the important information about the film, in spite of the fact that we’ll more than certainly not be featuring an interview with any of the stars:
Miranda Haart,
Catherine Tate, David Walliams, Vic Reeves and the fact that I only remotely know some tiny detail about the thirty seconds that we feature in it. But it will be the best thirty seconds!

It’s strange to think that this will probably be my last blog post as an ordinary member of the public. From Saturday, everything will change. I might have been a bit optimistic about the Dave Gorman/thought for the day thing, but I’m certain about it this time. Saturday will be the first day of the rest of my life! See you on the other side.

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