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My Father’s Love Letter
Two years ago, I wrote a blog post about having just turned twenty-four. I suggested that my blog posts would probably become a lot more refined and sophisticated as I matured with age; no more fart jokes and sexual innuendo. It seems as if I was completely wrong with this assertion, since my first blog…
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The 106th Young’uns Podcast
The 106th Young’uns Podcast is finaly here. This is the description for it: The Young’uns Podcast 106 (The Itch of the Golden Nit) The Itch of the Golden Nit is a film produced by Aardman Animations (the people behind Wallace & Gromit) and is the creation of thousands of UK-based children. The children chose the…
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Fuck All Bus Drivers!
Warning, the following blog post contains strong language (in case you hadn’t gathered that by the title.) Before I start ranting: just a little note to let you know that the 106th Young’uns podcast will definitely be available from the beginning of next week. And now: my rant. I set off from my house for…
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Twitter news and Young’uns Podcast subscription news
Due to the overwhelming surge of popularity for the Young’uns following our epic televisual debut, we’ve decided to sign up to Twitter – give them some extra business. I’ve personally not done anything on their yet and perhaps never will, since apparently you have a limit of 140 characters per post which (as regular readers…
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The Itch of the Golden Nit
The Itch of the Golden Nit – the film that I wrote about (see this blog post) featuring myself and the Young’uns singing a song about smelly pirates with hairy knees alongside Vic Reeves – is being aired this Saturday on bb c 2 at nine oClock in the morning. I’m not sure whether it’s…
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105th Young’uns Podcast.
The Young’uns Podcast 105 is here.Click here to download Click here to listen now. This week’s Young’uns podcast is a bit of a rollercoaster. In the emotional sense: as the podcast will inevitably have a big build up, only to come suddenly crashing down, leaving you feeling a bit sick and sore. But in addition…
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An Addendum to my last post
An Addendum to my last post As an addendum to my last blog post: it transpired the next day that the potted plant was a gift from Aisha’s flatmate’s boyfriend – not for Aisha, for his girlfriend, Aisha’s flatmate; the story doesn’t get that exciting. The man with the speech impairment was the delivery man,…
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Knock Knock!
My friend Aisha rang me last night in hysterics. She recounted the following tale, which I shall duly recount to you in blog form. If you want, you can recreate her recounting of the story fairly accurately by reading this out loud amongst constant girlish giggles. This is also an important director’s note in case…
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You’ll Never Guess What I Did Today!
Two women sitting on a bus: one woman said to the other woman (this isn’t a joke by the way, I don’t want to raise your hopes; this happened on the bus a few minutes ago) “You’ll never guess what I did today”. The other woman started to speak but the first woman cut across…
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The young’uns Podcast 104: Feet, fish, flirting, philosophy, fricatives and folk.
The new summer series of the Young’uns podcast is here: This week, we speak to Michael Hughes as he gets his feet eaten by fish; Mike shamelessly flirts with a woman cooking bacon just to get an extra rasher; we attempt an interview with a none-moving statue; are the Young’uns gay? We reveal all –…