Swooning tractor drivers, awkward selfie moments, unlikely mashups and more in today’s instalment of David’s Daily Digital Dollop.

The David’s Daily Digital Dollop mailbag is stuffed full with your comments, whether that be your thoughts on the many and varied subjects covered in these Dollops, witty wordplay, or warnings about the forthcoming Jewish World Order. In today’s Dollop I read out some of your comments from last week and award one Dollop commenter the coveted prize of Dolloppee Of The Week.

Today’s Dollop is the first song from my pop music alter ego Pop Goes The Eagle, entitled Bad Boy.

Meet Reginald, an ordinary, middle-class, law abiding citizen who feels completely ignored by sexy girls. On the radio, on the TV and Internet, he constantly hears hot female pop artists declaring their lust for “bad boys.” It seems as if all the girls he pines over are obsessed by “bad boys,” but what is a “bad boy?” Reginald has a midlife crisis which causes him to re-evaluate the way he lives. He goes on a quest to become a bad boy in a bid to get the girl. In this song we hear how he’s getting on. If any hot girls are interested in Reginald upon hearing this song, leave a comment below and Reginald might just get back to you, although, as a result of this song, he will obviously be inundated with date offers.

Join me and the family on a walk through Hartlepool, featuring a Yorkshire relaxation CD, a singing train conductor, a cake recipe and a spot of toilet arson.

In today’s Dollop I reveal how I fared in Bath Comedy Festival’s New Comedian Of The Year competition. Plus, more importantly, did I accidentally sit on someone’s face last night? Not since 2016 have I imparted a harrowing tale from Bath Youth Hostel, but I have one for you in today’s Dollop.

From Northampton we move to Bath, via Leeds and Manchester as my navigation woes continue. But will I get to finally tell you those promised two stories? Or do yet more distractions present themselves?

Today’s Dollop comes live from a freezing wet piss-filled underpass in Northampton. But it’s not as romantic as it sounds. I am lost, alone, soaked and freezing, and in danger of missing my gig.

Due to a technical fault, it looks like David’s Daily Digital Dollop is actually back, and seemingly here to stay, until a resolution can be found.

It’s April Fool’s Day and I have an announcement, but is it an April Fool or genuine? Find out what the announcement is by listening to this blog post, featuring a singing love-lost taxi driver, a paella-making girlfriend and a cat.
Download the announcement here