Today’s Dollop is the first song from my pop music alter ego Pop Goes The Eagle, entitled Bad Boy.
Meet Reginald, an ordinary, middle-class, law abiding citizen who feels completely ignored by sexy girls. On the radio, on the TV and Internet, he constantly hears hot female pop artists declaring their lust for “bad boys.” It seems as if all the girls he pines over are obsessed by “bad boys,” but what is a “bad boy?” Reginald has a midlife crisis which causes him to re-evaluate the way he lives. He goes on a quest to become a bad boy in a bid to get the girl. In this song we hear how he’s getting on. If any hot girls are interested in Reginald upon hearing this song, leave a comment below and Reginald might just get back to you, although, as a result of this song, he will obviously be inundated with date offers.
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is there no end to your talents!
Love this so much David.
Genius
This is well funny – but I have to say…
Returning library books late is a bridge too far for me
I need a lie down…
you really are so bad, but so very good. Nearly choked on my Crunchie at the end.