Jiga jiga jiga! Guess who’s back! Well, obviously it’s me but anyway … I was trying to be street and hip-hop. “Jiga jiga jiga! Guess who’s back” is of course from the eminem classic’ Without me’, but you knew that all ready. The
apparent definitions of “jiga” according to the
‘Urban Dictionary’ are interesting although I’m doubtful that Mr. Shady was referring to any of them when he used “jiga” in his song. Perhaps if someone reading this knows him personally then they might like to pass on my contact details so he can get back to me about this.
Anyway, I’m aware that I haven’t posted for awhile. I was planning to post a blog on Monday but obviously I was inconsolable after hearing the news of Peter Andre and Katie Price’s separation and understandably, I was rendered inactive for two days. I think I’m being amazingly brave attempting to get back to normal life so soon but I’m making the effort for my fans. Hopefully, I’ll feel emotionally stable enough to post a lengthier and more substantial blog post tomorrow but I just wanted to let you know that the 86th ’Southside Podcast’ is available to download and also to say “hi”. So: Hi, the 86th ‘Southside Podcast is available to download. (There, I did it.)
You can download it
This is the description:
“This week, as we “pod on” ‘Pink Panther’ style, there’s a location report from the Harrogate Spring Flower Show which boasts the finest in horticultural comedy. We feature an interview with “Rat Man”, a Pest Control Officer who gives us an insight into his multi-faceted job. Two months ago, Claudia Lawrence, a chef from York, went missing. We hear from Martin Dales, a friend and spokesman for the Lawrence family. All that and more on this week’s Southside Podcast.”
P.S. As an addendum to
my long, ranting blog post, I did finally get a phone call back from the production company and the news was positive. It’s only a matter of time though before they read the blog post, take offence and pull the plug on the whole thing. I still can’t say what it is, but trust me, even If I could you honestly wouldn’t be remotely interested. “But that’s never stopped you before?”
Back tomorrow. I’m off to write a couple of fake love letters – one from Katie to Peter, the other from Peter to Katie. Maybe they’ll think it’s genuine and get back together again. That’s all anyone wants. The world is bad enough at the moment with swine flu, the economy and global warming without Peter and Katie breaking up. I don’t know if I can take it anymore. We need to get them to reconcile so they can get back to making quality television programs about themselves. I’ll let you know how the letters go.
P.P.S I’ve just realised that my P.S. was longer than the actual main post. How avant-garde am I?