Happy New Year

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Happy new year my friends. I hope I can make it a little bit happier by announcing that 2013 will see the triumphant return of David Eagle’s Pick and Mix – the DJ set with no rules. More information on that to come very soon.

OK, I know what you’re thinking: “Never mind that. More importantly, what about the Eskimo Kissing song?” Well, at the moment I’m studying computer hacking in the hope that I can work out how to trick YouTube into thinking that the Eskimo Kissing Song is actually the Gangnam Style video, giving me a view-count of over one billion. It’s not going too well at the moment to be honest. Has anyone got the number of Gary McKinnon?

Now I don’t want to get over- emotional and sentimental, but I’d like to thank everyone who read my blogs and listened to my podcasts last year. And thanks for not making it your new year’s resolution this year to give me up. I know you’d probably thought about it, but let’s be honest, you’d only end up making yourself completely miserable, and come Mid-February you’d be back, insanely binging on my blogs and podcasts, lying in a puddle of your own bodily fluids, unable to think about anything but this website. So I think you’ve made a wise choice.

Happy new year. You all have a special place in my heart; which explains my terrible wind problem.

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