From Vegan porn stars we swiftly move to another composition from my eighteen-year-old self, only this time it’s not just a song, it’s an entire concept album. Return To Lender is the name of my melodramatic concept album that is set inside my University library, and it tells the story of what happens when I realise that the book I borrowed is overdue. Don’t worry, the album never got made, only one track got recorded. In this audio Dollop I will play that track for your amusement, or possibly more accurately, your bemusement. I’ll also read out some of the other ideas and lyrics for other songs featured on this unrecorded concept album.